Thursday 20 December 2007

Pretty Little

...Fuck Puppet.

Juice it up and watching it dance.

Pressing it's buttons and pulling the strings.

Twisting it's key and watching it perform just for me.

Petting it's hair and dressing it in a selection of matching accessories.

I'm generous and love to share My Pretty Little Fuck Puppet with others.

I could play all day with my Pretty Little Fuck Puppet.

But if it doesn't work according to instructions, I get cross. I grab it's shiny brushed hair and spit on it's perfectly made up face.

Throw it to the floor, and walk away.

Maybe someone with lower standards than I might get some enjoyment out of a second hand not so Pretty Little Fuck Puppet.

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